We Happy Restaurant Customers

-- NOTE -- Since the latest update, the table below is inaccurate.

We Happy Restaurant (currently) features many different types of customers, each with specific dietary needs. Customers can be persuaded to dine at the player's restaurant via Brainwave Ad Precision Implant Equipment (BADPIE) for varying costs.

Each customer has five levels, each with increasing food requirements and increasing income. A customer will be promoted to their new level after purchasing and digesting 20 meals at their current level. After level 5, the customer will be 'eternally satisfied' and disappear, leaving a cash profit for the player.

The (working) table below outlines the approximate cost for each customer's persuasion, their food requirements per level, their income per meal and their eternally satisfied profit. The costs, income and profits may vary slightly (even among identical customers). The customers do not have names or titles, so below their name is their basic clothing description or profession at level one. (TBA = to be advised)